Kid Funnies

Ian was watching Spiderman 3 after we put the kids to bed tonight. Matt came wondering out and saw what was on. (The kids wanted to watch it earlier but Todd said they couldn't because it has cussing in it.) Matt, remembering what Todd said, told Ian, "Daddy, you can't watch Spiderman because it has 'kisses' in it." Ian said, "Yes, I can. I'm a big boy. I give mommy kisses all the time." Matt comes back with, "I give mommy kisses, too. That means I can watch Spiderman!"

Sometime last week the kids and I were out doing errands. Apparently I've been neglecting my tweezing and other facial hair removal. The sun was shining just right so that Todd noticed the 'other facial hair'. He says, "Mommy, you're growing a mustache! You need to get a hair picker!" Thanks, son. I love you, too. ;o)

A couple of nights ago as I was helping Matt get his PJ's on, he asked me, "Mommy, why do your legs hook up to your butt?" The best answer I could come up with was, "Because that's how Heavenly Father wanted it." Then, he asked, "Mommy, why don't your legs hook up to the side of your butt?" I said, "Because if they did then you wouldn't be able to walk and you'd look pretty silly." After that he started getting a little too crude and I had to end the conversation.

Kids . . . . if they weren't so stinking cute I might have to send them to live with the gypsies.