Dear So and So

I got this idea from another blog. I thought it was a funny way to relieve some stress by saying here what I didn't get to say at the time. Goodness knows it happens to me all the time.

Dear Trouble-Making Mother of the Trouble-Making child at the ball field (yeah, you know who you are),
Thank you so much for humiliating me in front of a small crowd of other parents. You may not be 'the kind of person who allows other people to put their hands on your child', but you're obviously the kind of person who doesn't discipline your child and also doesn't teach him any manners. You seem to be under the impression that my dh taking your child to sit with his father was an abusive act, but it was not abusive for you and your cronies to speak to me the way you did. What a great example you are to your children. No wonder they're so disrespectful to others.

Sincerely,
The mom who has to put up with you four nights a week during baseball season


Dear Children Who Mowed My Lawn(you also know who you are),
I really appreciate your joint effort to mow the lawn last weekend. It looks great! However, if you're gonna mow the lawn, please mow all of it and not just the part that wasn't cut the week before. It's now growing at different levels in the back yard and looks like only half the yard has been mowed(which is true).

Love,
Your trying-not-to-nag Mom

Dear Loving, Wonderful Hubby,
Please spray. This week. Before the weekend when you'll be working and won't have time to do it. You know what I'm talking about.

Lovingly,
Your Trying To Be Patient Wife


Ok, folks. Your turn! Do you have any Dear So and So's you need to get off your chest?